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poopitude 

when you're on the crapper with attitude
mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

positude 

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"
positude by Anonitude October 17, 2006

optical poptitude 

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.
optical poptitude by Joey March 1, 2004

nipular poptitude 

the state in which the baby-feeders become erect, as due to cold , or wet t-shirt contests
"I was stuck in that freezer for awhile" "sounds like a bad case of nipular poptitude"
nipular poptitude by totallynippin January 11, 2009

Maximum Poopitude 

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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