Skip to main content

McSplashin 

The act of riding around in a car at night with a stockpile of Micky Dee's waters (no ice) and throwing them at people walking down the side of the road. The Trailer Park is another ideal location to perform this activity.

The funniest and most accurate technique is to pull up next to someone and pretend to ask them for directions. After they give you the directions you say "Thanks, hope you have a real McShitty day!" and cowardly drench their ass as they walk away, then hit the gas.

P.S. This sport has a few morals. No ice, head shots, hitting girls, old people, kids, or homeless people, and hitting moving cars is also not recommended. Remember the goal is to piss people off not hurt them.
1. Pile in the Infamous Red Jeep! Lets hit the drive-thru and do some McSplashin!
2. Do you think 12 waters will be enough to go McSplashin for the whole night?
3. That poor guy, already lives in a trailer park and now he has to watch over his shoulder for a McSlashin.
McSplashin by Slickj October 20, 2011
McSplashin mug front
Get the McSplashin mug.
See more merch

McSplash 

The act of using a fast food restaurant solely for the purpose of using the toilet facilities.
I'm just nipping for a McSplash
McSplash by MetalMonkey June 16, 2009
Related Words

McSplaining 

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.
McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."
McSplaining by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

McSmashing 

The act of sexually assaulting the clerk of a fine McDonald's establishment
Eric: Lets go give that bitch a McSmashing

Gerald: Sure, sounds swell to me

(FUCK YOU AARON)

McSplaining 

When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said
Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026