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(Information Technology Intelligence Quotient) - The measure of one's ability to learn, retain and understand anything related to IT. The calculation is made with inverse weight given to age (as appose to how a normal IQ is calculated) because the assumption is made that someone knows LESS about IT as they grow older.

For example, to calculate a normal IQ, you divide the mental age by the chronological age and multiple by 100 (IQ = (MA/CA) * 100). For example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (CA) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (MA), the child would get an IQ score of 200.

However, to calculate an ITIQ, you divide the chronological age by the IT age and multiply by 100. For example, if a certain person learned to use the new iPhone features at the age of 30 (CA) that any 15 year old (ITA) would easily pick-up, that person would get an ITIQ score of 200.
Susan had difficulty figuring out how to use her new iPad due to her low ITIQ.
ITIQ by guruspeaker October 19, 2011
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-itiqhet 

a suffix meaning quantitatively more than other things.
me: I love you more.
you: I love you most.
me: I love you mor-itiqhet!
-itiqhet by lordrefa November 15, 2009
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anagram for i think i quite love you
texting your crush without wanting them to know what you're saying but want them to know at the same time: itiqly, night night
then they just think that you're saying a weird anagram for goodnight when you're actually also just confessing to them lowkey
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026