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(Information Technology Intelligence Quotient) - The measure of one's ability to learn, retain and understand anything related to IT. The calculation is made with inverse weight given to age (as appose to how a normal IQ is calculated) because the assumption is made that someone knows LESS about IT as they grow older.

For example, to calculate a normal IQ, you divide the mental age by the chronological age and multiple by 100 (IQ = (MA/CA) * 100). For example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (CA) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (MA), the child would get an IQ score of 200.

However, to calculate an ITIQ, you divide the chronological age by the IT age and multiply by 100. For example, if a certain person learned to use the new iPhone features at the age of 30 (CA) that any 15 year old (ITA) would easily pick-up, that person would get an ITIQ score of 200.
Susan had difficulty figuring out how to use her new iPad due to her low ITIQ.
ITIQ by guruspeaker October 19, 2011
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-itiqhet 

a suffix meaning quantitatively more than other things.
me: I love you more.
you: I love you most.
me: I love you mor-itiqhet!
-itiqhet by lordrefa November 15, 2009
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anagram for i think i quite love you
texting your crush without wanting them to know what you're saying but want them to know at the same time: itiqly, night night
then they just think that you're saying a weird anagram for goodnight when you're actually also just confessing to them lowkey

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026