Woefuk 

During the Blackberry "black out", British political pundit Alastair Campbell was attempting to send a Twitter message. He typed woefuk instead of woeful. Clearly, when things are beyond woeful, but not completely fucked up, woefuk will do.

Some free advice. Explain when you fix. Apologize when you have. Recompense after. Handling so far woefuk.

Woefuk by Baco Noir October 18, 2011

woefully 

woefully means in an unfortunate or deplorable manner

We are woefully failing our population,and economic future, when we leave these lessons to chance.

woefully by stoneroch February 9, 2018

woeful 

an expression of sad tidings or events.

we've run out of toilet paper? Woeful...

woeful by tara banana May 27, 2004

Woeful 

Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios

*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*

Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle*

Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*

Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)

Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*

Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)

Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*

Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.

Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*

Woeful by Jon Elvins July 23, 2007

woeful social 

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

woeful social by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018