(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -
"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."
Guy -
"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.
"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"
In 1998, white people went crazy, when Puff Daddy released his hit single "it's all about the Benjamins" A common misunderstanding amongst suburban white folk was that in the lyric "Now... what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be ballers? Shot-callers?
Brawlers -- who be dippin in the Benz wit the spoilers."
Puff Daddy was using a hip new urban term "Shakallers" when in actual fact he was just saying shot callers.
In upper middle class white communities hipsters would fight amongst each other to decide who was the bigger baller/shakaller. Soon enough the word became viral and now can be found used in just every high school kid's myspace profile that was created in the late 90's.
see shot caller
"Richard thinks he is a Baller/shakaller, wait till he sees my new gameboy advance. He will soon be sorry for not showing me his new collection of hockey slammers."