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(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

shadpilled 

When one of your homies insults their parents.
Mom: When are you coming home?

Shadpilled Homie: Shut up whore.

You: Wow, he's so shapilled. I wanna eat his cum.
shadpilled by Cringelord19 August 16, 2021

Schapelled 

MrX: i just lost my job and my girlfriend is sleeping with my best friend.
dan: dude, you have been schapelled!!
Schapelled by lista_ads June 9, 2005
the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
Shalled by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

Schapelled 

"Yeah Mr x tried to sneak into the concert, but he Schapelled it and got kicked out"
Schapelled by Manbearunicorn February 16, 2014

Shakaller 

In 1998, white people went crazy, when Puff Daddy released his hit single "it's all about the Benjamins" A common misunderstanding amongst suburban white folk was that in the lyric "Now... what y'all wanna do?

Wanna be ballers? Shot-callers?

Brawlers -- who be dippin in the Benz wit the spoilers."
Puff Daddy was using a hip new urban term "Shakallers" when in actual fact he was just saying shot callers.

In upper middle class white communities hipsters would fight amongst each other to decide who was the bigger baller/shakaller. Soon enough the word became viral and now can be found used in just every high school kid's myspace profile that was created in the late 90's.
see shot caller

"Richard thinks he is a Baller/shakaller, wait till he sees my new gameboy advance. He will soon be sorry for not showing me his new collection of hockey slammers."
Shakaller by nostalghia March 25, 2010