Defurbalize 

The process of removing all the shed hair on a carpet or rug into a small tennis ball formation. The act is often done in a manner mimicking small kittens playing with yarn.

My college roommate defurbalizes the room after she straightens her hair. She is so considerate even though she is balding.

Defurbalize by Salon316 October 13, 2011

Defurbalise

Cool down, take a moment, relax

I just need a minute to defurbalise

Defurbalise by Pseudo Bseudo December 28, 2018

deurbanizer 

One who visits UrbanDictionary and is offended, but still looks around. A common disorder among these peopel is that they know full well that they don't have to read but they just feel like whining and ruining a good thing. Often times they have below average IQ's and are insecure about themselves as seem in their responses.

If you disagree with this and want it removed you are a stupid deurbanizer!

deurbanizer by MXX January 14, 2005

defuckalize 

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

defuckalize by Psg1995 May 17, 2016