kongophile

A person(s) dedicated to studying the feeding habits of the species Kong. Best known by the original KING immortalized by movies, and most recently by the direct descendant Kalia immortalized by Summer TV, Kongs are known for their voracious appetite and thorough lack of self awareness.

KINGDOM
Animalia
° PHYLUM Chordata
• CLASS Mammalia
° ORDER Primates
• FAMILY Hominidae
° GENUS Foodus Maximus
• SPECIES Kong

While watching Big Brother this year to my astonishment, a member of the Kong species was seen. As a dedicated Kongophile, it was my duty to document, and publish the record. The Kong was seen eating, talking constantly and acting in a manner consistent with lower level primates lacking self awareness. This Kalia Kong also seemed to brag about beating small dogs, and wishes to change her name to Kongielle for some unknown reason.

kongophile by BaliaKong October 8, 2011

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Kinophile

The evolved form of a Cinophile, someone who is extremely knowledgeable about film and is aware of all the best kino

“I am a cinophile”
“How uncultured, I only like my men kinophiles”

Kinophile by BBborton October 20, 2019

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Related Words

kongophile • Kinophile • Koreophile • korophile • mongophile

Koreophile

Also spelled 'Koreaophile' but harder to pronounce.

Similar to Japanophile, it's a person who is extremely obsessed with Korea including but not limited to people, music, culture, ect. The obsession has less to do with political views and things of that nature, and more to do with pop culture.

DBSK is so hot! I feel like such a freaking Koreophile!

Koreophile by Kanna-chan January 14, 2009

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korophile

Used in Psychiatry - a person who is strongly attracted to young men and/or boys; a type of cougar.

Origin: From Greek, "koros" (boy) and "kourios" (youthful).

It turns out the woman across the street is a korophile after all. She's no ordinary cougar - I just caught her kissing the new guy in senior year.

korophile by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

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mongophile

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.

mongophile by biggs33 June 10, 2007

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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