Puffet 

A banquet for homosexual men only.
Collective term for a high gay to straight ratio in any environment.

I went to my gay friends birthday party and it was a total puffet

Last night I went to the club, there were so many gays, it was a total puffet.

Puffet by Coapa Jonbi July 18, 2011

puffet 

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

puffet by raegal October 4, 2011

Puffet 

An ice cream sandwich from Finland.

I cant wait to have my delicious Puffet!!

Puffet by mayberrypie February 7, 2025

puffet (pronounced poo fay) 

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

puffet (pronounced poo fay) by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

puffed

Receiving a blowjob.

Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!

puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Turtle Puffer 

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

Turtle Puffer by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Puffer Jacket 

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

Puffer Jacket by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019