Bum'ed 

Noun
A shortened version of "Bum Head" commonly used in the north of England as a mild insult for someone who has done something stupid.

You locked yourself out and had to break the window to get in consequently slicing your leg open on the shards of glass? You complete Bum'ed.

Bum'ed by PanfaceDann September 30, 2011

bum ed 

someone who has propa sressed you out so you say you bum ed
a slang word to call people when you are stressed out

1:hi freak
2:what
1:i said hi FREAK
2:shut up you BUM ED

bum ed by amyxxxxxxxxxx March 5, 2008

Bumëd 

A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.

To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.

The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING

SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT

THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP

AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵

Person 1: Why is her bum so tightly clenched
Person 2: Because she is a Bumëd.

Bumëd by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021

Bumed 

A retarded way of saying bummed. Usually used by closet homosexuals who sound like Kenneth Williams.

"Just found out its Gay Pride in town this weekend, thats me avoiding the place then, dont fancy being bumed and chased down the street."

Bumed by ManchesterMAD August 27, 2009