Steven Hartley 

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.

1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.

Steven Hartley by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011

Steve Harley 

Lead singer of 1970s glam rock band 'Cockney Rebel'. After 3 of the 5 founding members walked out because of some dispute or another, Harley changed the name to 'Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel' in 1975. With this, the band had a number one single with 'Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)', which has been covered 130 times since. However, the band also has some phenomenal songs such as 'Death Trip', 'Mr Soft', and 'Sebastian'. He was notorious for an almost-arrogant stance in the 1970s but this has worn off with time, and, despite being 69, he still plays over 60 live dates per year, many in an acoustic format.

Did you hear that Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has just been caught speeding and fined £1000. Let's all download 'Come Up And See Me Make Me Smile' to help him pay it off. Everyone loves that song, you can't trust someone who doesn't like that song.

Steve Harley by Milton Reame-James Reborn November 25, 2020