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Ghetto Bedai 

The act of washing your ass in the sink because of lack of toiletpaper or Knowing it was a messy shit that no paper could handle Ghetto Bedai
I was at a party and took a shit and when i went to wipe i realized there was no tp so i did a ghetto Bedai i know i wont get no shit stains on my undies now
Ghetto Bedai by DaQid September 8, 2011

ghettoberry 

A older model blackberry cell phone; or one that is greatly damaged and appears "ghetto".
I need a new phone. I'm tired of this ghettoberry
ghettoberry by CRMartin11 September 2, 2009

ghettopediment

A speech impediment that causes someone that is so obviously not from the ghetto to talk like they were born and raised there.

Some people do it one purpose, but for some people it comes naturally. If this applies to you, prepare to be told you have a ghettopediment. A lot.
Fake ghettopediment: yo dawg whats crackin?

Natural ghettopediment: I aint care what ya'll say, I aint do nothin.
ghettopediment by WOWmuch? November 11, 2009

ghettoed up 

adjective: 1) madeover to fit "ghetto" culture/lifestyle, 2) trashed, vandalized, or cheapened (derogatory)
1)My brother had the worst CD collection until I ghettoed it up.

2)While I was on vacation, my roommate ghettoed up our apartment with a purple leopard print couch and a poster of "50 Cent".
ghettoed up by iyaorisha June 27, 2005

Ghettobet 

(n) The alternative version of the English language utilized by most American urban subcultures (Includes such words as: dawg, Keh$a, Yo', Waz (as in Waz up dawg) and many other grievous mutilations of classical english. (includes both written and spoken varieties)

(n)The letters and symbols used to construct such slang words and names. (classic examples are the backwards z and $)
While driving through Downtown I saw a great variety of Ghettobet advertising and graffiti.

Person 1: Yo, Im chillin in the hood
Person 2: The What..?
Person 1: Man, aint you know your Ghettobet?
Ghettobet by DarkElarkE September 6, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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