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sonic hydrobating

When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.
Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh

Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up
sonic hydrobating by girthymango22 February 23, 2018

hydrobation 

Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."

Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"
hydrobation by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009

Hydrobaiting 

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.
"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."
Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015

Hydrating the desk 

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it
Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

Hyper Hydrociating

Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.
Person 1: damn it’s pretty hot out

Person 2: yeah really hope I don’t start hyper hydrociating.

Hydrobaitin' 

The exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc
Guy - "So i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught Bobby hydrobaitin' in the shower"

Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"

Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"
Hydrobaitin' by Nabob7 September 28, 2009