masterbatum

when someone offers you a choice between two things and you decline both and decide to masterbate instead

joey:listen man, you can either come with me to the grocery store or go make your own dinner, your choice.

penisface92: fuck you man, im about turn that ultimatum into a masterbatum.

joey:fine asshole, do what you want, youre never gonna get a girlfriend.

by penisface92 September 17, 2011