shit tap 

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

shit tap by amscray September 11, 2011

spinal tap shit 

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

spinal tap shit by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

tap that shit 

To "get up in that", as the homies like to say; also to "tap that ass"

I tapped that shit, yo!

tap that shit by Anonymous November 2, 2002

tap dat shit fo sho 

1.Meaning to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite(or same whichever you perfer) sex.

2. to tap one's "shit" as in ass

"Dayum nukka, i'd like to tap dat shit fo sho."

"Which one, da one in the white top?"

"Nukka fo sho!"

tap dat shit fo sho by Ryan November 1, 2004

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

tapping my shit

irritating or aggravating one another. Being annoying and working someone's nerves

The teacher is always tapping my shit when he assigns homework over the weekend.

tapping my shit by @tapping August 31, 2016