autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 12, 2004

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 25, 2011

autopilot

The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in

Not quite sure how i got home last night... I must have been on autopilot

by Pipboy_3000 April 9, 2008

autopilot

Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?

by cafiend March 27, 2008

autopilot

something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

autopilot

To males, the act of urinating without the directional assistance provided by the hands.

I was too busy texting Sally to pee, so I went on autopilot in the bathroom

by themanslut23 July 27, 2009