padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

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Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

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Padlocking • Paddocking • pollocking • poplocking • Paulnocking • Pillocking • pillocking pillock • Podblocking • pollocking the toilet • prolocking

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

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pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008