Gretel 

Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,

You're such a Gretel

Gretel by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016

gretel 

Strong, hot lil girly!

i love ya!

I love my gretel!

gretel by Loverboy April 7, 2004

Gretel 

Gretel is a very shy person with a great personality. She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority

she’s SUCH a gretel
I want to be a gretel

Gretel by 🥺💕 July 10, 2019

Gretel 

Some small annoying girl that accuses people of soliciting prostitution and calls them cramps.

Gretel: idk u just seem like u buy protitutes
John: WHAT?! that's not better
Gretel: It's better than being a cramp

Gretel by Fluffy4evah October 3, 2011

Gretel 

Bitchy bitch bicth!

muhahah!

Good friend, ass kicker, hellaciouse bitch!

Dont be such a gretel, bitch face!

Gretel by Maddy April 7, 2004

Gretel 

Gretel is a morbidly obese orangutan who is taller in width than height. Gretel also wears a heavy load sign, sweat butter, and doesn’t understand what a diet is. Probably sucks the grease out of big macs and smells like they bathe in grease.

“Gretel you’re so big! And horizontally challenged!”

Gretel by Gretelisbig1823 November 15, 2023

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017