"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich