Cookin' Raw 

Adj. Impossible, not reasonable.

Frank- "I can bench press 10000 Lbs."
Seamus- "Thats Cookin' Raw. I think you're lying."

Cookin' Raw by SeamusAndJimmy August 12, 2011

Raw cookie dough 

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

Raw cookie dough by trajayjay July 31, 2013