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Sassbian 

The equivalent to the "Sassy Gay Friend" the sassbian is a sassy lesbian. She tends to speak in short, snarky sentences. She doesn't fit into the other standard lesbian categories, such as the sporty lesbian, the butch lesbian, the lipstick lesbian, etc.
"Sassy can't be diminished to a sentence. It's a way of being," said the sassbian.
Sassbian by Sassbian77 August 11, 2011
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A girl who claims to be a lesbian or a bisexual, but in reality, she's only with guys.
Lisa said she wanted to sleep with Mary, but look, there she is humping Steven. She's such a saysbian.
saysbian by Escola December 9, 2008
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Briana Nelson, from Goffstown High.
Bri tells every she's a lesbian, but really, she's a saysbian.
Saysbian by begone June 25, 2008

sassian move 

An unrequested act of kindness from a party in one group towards a party in an opposing group with no expectation of reciprocation. Named for a speach by Ben Sass where he said "you can't hate a guy that shovels your driveway".

Term first seen used in an LA Times article by Virginia Heffernan.
I woke up to discover that the neigbour put out my bins last night when I forgot, thats such a sassian move
sassian move by anonymous February 9, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026