Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

Total Boner by louis_friend August 6, 2011

total boner killer 

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

total boner killer by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

total mouth boner by Deathcloud420 September 14, 2019