Spittled

/spit-ld/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.

1. Person A: Wow, that maths teacher fit as fuck.
Person B: Watch out you may get spittled.

Spittled by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019

spittled

when you are talking to someone and you begin to drule and try to play it off like you didnt but they caught you or you can point that you did it

person: man did you just spittled
other person: ya i spittled

spittled by DJC00P August 6, 2011

lick spittle 

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

lick spittle by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

aw donkey spittle 

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

aw donkey spittle by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018

skittledicking 

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.

Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

skittledicking by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008

sputtled 

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

sputtled by adriana danger March 15, 2009