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Tinker Balls 

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag
"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer
Tinker Balls by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011
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tinder balls 

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls
Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.
tinder balls by asly8 July 1, 2018

tinkerballs 

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.
Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs
tinkerballs by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

tinkerbells

thingys seen by crazy people flying and giving blowjobs
yeah baby thiers tinkerbells outside giveing blowjobs for a doller
tinkerbells by beaner4206986 June 28, 2006

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick 

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

Tinkerbalismist 

Means you have hatred towards tinkerbell
Do not be tinkerbalismist
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026