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Longbooking 

'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.

If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.
An example of 'Longbooking' in action:

Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...

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Longbooking by flembo caesar February 4, 2010
Related Words

neville longbooty 

The biggest farter in the h.p universe, causes earthquakes.
Harry Potter: Ahh!Neville Longbooty strikes again!

Longbong 

A super nerdy, super long podophile who loves to chase after kids in a lime VW van
Omg look, that guy must be a longbong. He just can't stop touching kids!
Longbong by HYP3R_99 September 26, 2020
It’s actually quite a simple meaning: long balloons
That longoon looks like the longest one i’ve seen!
longoon by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021
It’s a simple definition: a long balloon!
That longoon looks the longest!
longoon by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021
Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”
longoon by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021