Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

Longboon by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

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Longbooking

'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.

If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.

An example of 'Longbooking' in action:

Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...

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Longbooking by flembo caesar February 4, 2010