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High Ridge 

High Ridge is located in the southern part of foxen. It's grounds to the Rebels A.K.A Bad asses of east haven. Everyone there knows everybody, and they hate mamaguin.
High Ridge got its name because there is the mountain covering all of south side of foxen. Kids run the streets all day. There is always something to do, swimming in the river, climbing the mountain, some kind of mechief and or fight going on. If you come to high ridge.. beware and be prepared for a fight.
Wanna go to high ridge?

Holy Sh*t people in high ridge realy know how to fight!
High Ridge by High Ridger August 1, 2011
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Marvin Ridge High School 

Marvin is 22 miles south of Charlotte. Recently it was unofficially dubbed the town full of the most rich people in the state of North Carolina. We have a fast growing population of 6,500. The rich kids (the families who make more than $350,000) attend Marvin Ridge, the richest, newest, and highest rated high school out of the thirteen in Union County.

A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the athletes /rich kids. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.

Case-in-points:

1) Our School is home to a kid who got no questions wrong on both the SAT and the ACT -- despite the fact that he was stoned during both tests.

2) Often a locus for great athleticism, Marvin Ridge routinely succeeds in football and basketball. After the sports games, it is not unusual to see a kid picked up in a Rolls Royce Phantom.

3) We are located in one of the wealthiest cities in the state of North Carolina, yet our school is always the last school to get new computers because the rich white kids will just tear them up in 3 months because they have Affluenza.

4) Finally, Marvin Ridge is horribly over-crowded. However, it's still better than sending your kids to a private school, as Marvin Ridge has better test scores than said school- probably.

Our motto is the Mavericks, and I'm sure the rich people at our school could win a lawsuit with Ford if needed.
Marvin Ridge High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I sure as hell will not miss it.
I love the smell of money in Marvin Ridge High School.

At Marvin Ridge High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.

At MRHS, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.

I wish our school had a pool, but I'm sure some rich white guy will have one installed someday because of how rich the school is.

The grafitti in the MRHS men's restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.

ridge high school 

ridge high school is labeled “the suicide school” by many towns. it is filled with preppy kids who think they are the shit because mommy and daddy have enough money to bail them out of jail when they get arrested for selling crack for juul pods. the kids are mean and viscous towards one another. sure the education is great but the schools staff does not care about your children’s mental health. if u walk into that school you will see one of three options.

1. the kid who is extremely bitchy because they hate themselves

2. the really depressed kid who has no friends and is a genuine nice person but can’t deal with everyone’s bullshit
3. the kid who smiles a fuck ton but is really depressed and pops pills to forget about their problems.
all in all, ridge high school is filled with juul addicted, sad, and bitchy teens who get ruined by their school.
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS THERE
- a basking ridge teen herself
should i move to ridge
fuck no do u wanna kill your self?
_ ridge high school is a town that makes u depressed and suicidal
ridge high school by smd666999 January 5, 2019

Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.

Shadow Ridge High School

Fucking shitty ass school located in one of the richest parts of Las Vegas, even though half the kids who attend are scene-wannabe pothead who basically fail at life.

Also known as Shady Ridge because of the amount of fake, drama starting whores.

Filled with a big population of mormons... nuff said.

The girls are all mentally retarded attention whores who think that sleeping with all of the guys on the football team (which sucks, just like all the other sports) doesn't make you a slut, and the guys are all douchebags who brag about getting their dick sucked, even though it's really not hard to shove two inches in your mouth.

Huge rival to Arbor View, another local high school that isn't quite far from Shady Ridge, but still filled with the same type of people, only they have more money.
typical girl at shadow ridge high school.

mandy: *shouts across the room* OH MY GOSH RYAN SAID HE LOVED ME ON FRIDAY AND AFTER WE SMOKED THREE POUNDS OF WEED WE HAD SEX AND I GAVE HIM A BJ LULZ

*three days later*
mandy: OMFGGGG RYAN CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CUT MYSELF ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW AT 702 SO I CAN LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Seminole Ridge High School 

A school where meme culture has run rampant, and most of the motherfuckers that go there are either being ironic or shit on bathroom floors. If you go into a bathroom, expect to be asked for pods.
“Do you go to Seminole Ridge High School?”

“Yeah, and I hung a dead rat in the bathroom.”

Peachtree ridge high school 

A high school with many thots with big tits and hot boys with big dicks. Filled with a combination of rednecks, basic white whores, the beaners, wanna be hipsters, & some nice niggas. But mostly rich snobby kids that throw tons of kick ass parties
"hey what school do these girls go to?"
"Peachtree ridge high school"
"Aw yes i'm definitely getting a bj tonight"