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Beachfront

This move is when you straddle a commercial toilet backwards and shit on dry land at the front of the toilet, leaving it for an unsuspecting victim. If left long enough, it should become malodorous. The final product should resemble a piece of drifwood washed up on a beachfront.
by Jon Cartwright January 15, 2009
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