Failtilla

a political protest that is completely rocked and fails miserably

Can you believe it? National tree hugging day was going to be success until it was Failtillad out of existence.

Hey fellow unknowledgable hippie, isn't it a shame we were not able to defend Hamas' right to kill innocent Israeli children? If only Greece had not failtillad our flotilla....

Failtilla by niumimj July 10, 2011

Fatillac 

The cart on which an obese, or fat person rides in a store such as Walmart, therefore adding to their obesity and removing the availability of the cart for someone who really needs it. A play on "Cadillac".

Bro, did you see that fat ass riding a fatillac? Now that poor old lady has to walk through the store with a walker.

Fatillac by Maximillian Aloysius Reider II April 24, 2016

Failville 

Any city that has people who have no pride in what they own and can never get out because the city acts as a black hole that sucks you in and makes you live on welfare.

"I live in Buffalo, New York. "Oh so you live in Failville!

Failville by NJ97 August 5, 2011

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

Cringe and Failpilled 

The completely opposite to Based and Red Pilled.

John: I don't like dick in my ass, no no
Fred: You are cringe and failpilled

Cringe and Failpilled by Maxicat0 July 28, 2021

Fatillac 

A motorized scooter used to propel fat people along smooth surfaces. They typically feature electric motors, and a storage basket so the fat people can use their flab-paddle arms to shove food items into it. They have rechargeable car batteries because they need a lot of power to move such heavy, fat asses.

"Hey Doc, get a load of that fat fuck riding their fucking Fatillac in the grocery isle."

Fatillac by WillyWart April 23, 2013

fattillac 

A large fat woman who is wearing alot of makeup and jewelry causing her to be big and shiny like a cadillac car.

Here comes my homie and is fattillac girl!

fattillac by Stripper76 April 11, 2024