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sperm poisioning 

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
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sperm poisoning 

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.
Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.
sperm poisoning by Veen May 5, 2003

Sperm Poisoning 

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
Sperm Poisoning by Gameace12 September 9, 2008

Sperm Poisoning 

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
Sperm Poisoning by Gameace12 September 8, 2008

sperm poisoning 

Slang term for becoming pregnant
Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026