1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.
by qqqqssss July 7, 2011
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The top ship in the Tales of Arcadia trilogy, Jim lake jr and Claire Nuñez.

The hero gets the girl relationship, but in an amazingly told way. Jlaire is a couple you watch grow with each other through some of the most challenging events you’ll ever see on screen, and defend and save each other up to the point of risking their lives to do so. These two both train countless nights to save others around their world, and each other from danger. No matter what either of them are, or where either of them have to go, they’ll always stick by each other’s side through thick and thin, and come out even stronger than before.
“I just watched trollhunters last night, and I completely forgot how much I ship Jlaire”.

“I just wanna watch Jlaire as much as I can”.

“Wow, Jlaire lives in my heart rent free, they’re gonna make it melt!”.
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omg! did you hear?? Jlaire finally sailed!
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