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farthing 

Example:

Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing?
farthing by KFM June 24, 2004

farthing candle 

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.
farthing candle by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

Farthing Wood 

"The Animals Of Farthing Wood"
An animated BBC television series of the early to mid 90's which follows a band of animals as they make the long and dangerous journey from their doomed woodland home, Farthing Wood, to the safety of White Deer Park, a nature sanctuary where they run into more problems with the local residents.

Appealing to young and young-at-heart, this epic tale will drag the Watership Down fans out of the woodwork. A good watch
Recommended for anybody with taste in an animated series
Farthing Wood by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Farthing Hunt 

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.
"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"
Farthing Hunt by empha September 15, 2023

hucknall farthing 

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.
"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"
Penny-farthing by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010