Convotext 

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

Convotext by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Context High 

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.

"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."

Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

contextation 

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010

Contextomy 

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

Contextomy by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009

Context Jumping 

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

Context Jumping by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016

context 

The circumstances or events that come before and after a particular word or passage in a speech or piece of writing which helps explain its full meaning.

Context: You are playfully poking me in the side
"I'll kill you if you don't stop!"

Context: You just crashed into my Lexus
"I'm gunna fucking kill you!"

Context: You don't realize that I'm a psycho killer and you accidentally step on my foot while passing me in a chance encounter
"I may just have to kill you for that..." *smirk*

context by D-Vo January 20, 2006

context clues 

Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.

This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.

Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.

Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!

Jim: So you think I'll get laid?

context clues by fri-gal August 7, 2008