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roll-rub 

the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.

an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.

Girlfriend ; No,

Bf; Give me a blowjob then.

gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.

bf ; ill spit on it.
roll-rub by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011
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Roll Back Like Rubbers 

To leave a place, commonly a lame bar or party. Often refers to regrouping at another location to plan the next move.
Pete: This sucks, it's nuts to butts in this place.
Jeff: Yeah, I can't even get to the bar to get a beer. Lets roll back like rubbers and go jacking for beats.
Pete: Alright then
Roll Back Like Rubbers by The Cooker February 14, 2008

Rubber Band Bank Roll

A rack of Benjamin’s so fat in your pocket that a money clip can’t hold it, so use a rubber band instead.
My boo thang’s rubber band bank roll gets everyone’s attention every time he takes it out of his pocket...

the holy rubber roll 

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".
Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026