happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at the retard with that happy hand

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at that retard with a happy hand

by lilswisshomie December 9, 2011

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Happy Hands Club

The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.

I'm a member of the Happy Hands Club!

by Kara April 25, 2005

happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

by Pap¡ July 13, 2016