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premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.
Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.
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Poop. But not just any poop. The most ridiculously smelly and WET poop you will ever encounter in your existence.
Patty Hereds made an ebaks. I think my nose fell off.
ebaks by a net awesome & yeah November 30, 2011
A word to describe a monkey's behaviour.
That monkey is Ebakar
Ebakar by kignk September 8, 2020
(verb)

To embrace chaos and volatility as a lifestyle choice.

To reject a boring and safe path and chase a dream, whatever the risks.

Originates from the "chaos and soul" philosophy of the games studio Ebaka Games.
“Fuck it, I’m going Ebaka and move to Vegas. Rather crash and burn at the roulette table than rot in this office for another year.”
Ebaka by Ebaka Dog January 23, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026