Quagsire
Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019
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Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.
Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!
Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!
Jen: mmmmm....
Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!
Jen: mmmmm....
Quagsire by JakeHatesZack November 29, 2011
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Quagsire
Quagsire is a Pokemon. It is a rather plump fish that is blue, except for a long purple fin that runs down its back. It has a wide smiling face and two nose holes. Quagsire evolves from Wooper. It is the 195th Pokemon in the Pokedex. It stands at 4' 07' and weighs 165.3 pounds. It is a Water and Ground type. Its weakness is grass. It is the "water fish" Pokemon. According to its description on the Pokemon website, "It has an easygoing nature. It doesn’t care if it bumps its head on boats and boulders while swimming."
Quagsire Studios
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Glen Quagmire
Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's
Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Glen Quagmire by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012
Glenn Quagmire
Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Quagmire turns into a toilet
In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019