The Carfa 

Noun: One who gets coworkers names wrong over and over and over again. Also, a coworker who sends random yet flattering emails to coworkers through other's email accounts.

I saw The Carfa again in the breakroom. He still calls me Jennifer.

The Carfa by Jsunderulo November 27, 2011

The Cara Projectile 

after having sex with an unappealing women, she aims to spew your sperm at u from her vagina, once this sperm hits your skin it causes hurtful rashes which eventually turn to bruises

Warning: do not let The Cara Projectile hit your neck or else it will look like a hickey gone horribly wrong, your only excuse is a judo choke hold

The Cara Projectile by Hargil April 12, 2007

Cara the Newt 

A snappy little critter. Full of energy, her orangness glow is faded with black dots. She likes it when you feed her hazelnuts.

Cara the newt my dear, would you like some hazelnuts?
Evelyn

Cara the Newt by Cara the Newts owner.. October 28, 2010

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée

Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???

Me: How’d you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée by BBL Willy December 15, 2025

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée

Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée by BBL Willy December 15, 2025