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Granite Bay

A town east of Roseville and right next to Folsom Lake. This is a really nice town with nice people too. The people who live here do make A LOT of money but are not snobs who undermine everyone else. People here still say thank you and please apposed to many other places. Granite Bay is home to many of Northern California's local celebrities as well.
If I was rich, I would live in Granite Bay.
Granite Bay by michael2195 November 24, 2011
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Granite Bay

A nice little town that's relatively new and pretty misunderstood. A lot of people think that all the rich snobs who get whatever they want live in Granite Bay. That's not true. If you actually get to know the people living there, they are like any other nice people that you know. There are only the certain few that give off the impression that Granite Bay is a snobby uptight place.
I love Granite Bay.
It's so nice and safe.
Not filled with rich snobs, contrary to public opinion.
Granite Bay by thesheepdies June 6, 2007

Granite Bay

Granite Bay is a suburb of Sacramento,right next to Roseville. All the Kings' players live here in their huge million-dollar homes. People over there are rich snobs who think they are superior to everybody. Granite Bay high school has the the most spoiled ass kids that eveybody in Sacramento area likes to hat.
Bob: Hey you from Granite Bay??
John: Yeah, why?
Bob: Because you are getting your ass kicked.
John: But why? I didn't do nothing.
Bob: I know.
John: *runs*
Granite Bay by Sactofacto July 22, 2006

Granite bay

Granite bay is a community north of Sacramento. Everyone their is rich including, movie stars and professional athletes. All the grown ups are stuck up and gossip about each other. Every girl that lives their is a straight slut and the guys from granite bay think they are hard because they are sheltered and don't know what it's like living outside of placer county.
If your girl is from granite bay you might want to get tested.
Granite bay by gbhater January 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026