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Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.
Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.
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partick thistle by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Partick Thistle 

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.
Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither
Partick Thistle by relentless1066 November 13, 2011

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026