Oh My Absent Fucking God. It's OMG but for Atheists. Technically you could use OMAG to be polite but nobody ever does; Atheists are angry fuckers at the best of times.
What? The rapture has been moved to 2012? OMAFG those Christians are stupid motherfuckers.
this man can do anything.
he won the Oscars
he got a free PS5
he blew candles at his birthday party he always gets his vegetables every day
has his own choir
but unfortunately...
he also died in a car crash he lived through many hardships
he almost exploded while attempting to defuse bombs