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brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011
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Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.
Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.
by Fizbitch June 2, 2008
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