Cryker
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Lauren Croker
Lauren Croker
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012
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Cyker
Anyone who rides a form of pedalled transportation. Bicycles, tricycles, pedal cars, unicycle, freakbikes, ratbikes, etc.
The word "cyker" helps to define the difference between the motorcyclists who call themselves "Bikers" and the people who actually ride bikes.
More than one "cyker" is known as "cykerz". The "z" shall be used in place of the usual "s" when referring to more than one. This is for the coolness aspect of being a cyker!
People who ride motorized forms of transportation are in no way to be considered a Cyker.
The word "cyker" helps to define the difference between the motorcyclists who call themselves "Bikers" and the people who actually ride bikes.
More than one "cyker" is known as "cykerz". The "z" shall be used in place of the usual "s" when referring to more than one. This is for the coolness aspect of being a cyker!
People who ride motorized forms of transportation are in no way to be considered a Cyker.
The motorcyclists have stolen the term "biker" from us, so from this day forward, all bicyclists shall be referred to as a "Cyker"!
Cyker by "Chainsaw" Jim Johnson October 3, 2007
cryberry
1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.
2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.
3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"
4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.
2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.
3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"
4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.
Crokered
To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.
Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
Crokered by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018
crybernate
Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.
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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.
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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...
crybernate by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016