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Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021
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Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Timekeeper 

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo
Catmandoo owns Timekeeper
Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005

Timekeeper 

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.
"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"
Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026