mullested 

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullested 

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

Mullette 

A gay hamilton ship. Hercules Mulligan and Lafayette are the two being shipped. Both revolutionaries one a tailor who spied on the British government and the other a French men.

Man aside from lams, mullette is the best! Hercules Mulligan x Lafayette forever

Mullette by Furysyar November 12, 2018

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

mulletude 

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

mulletude by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust

me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020

mulletudinous

1.) of, or pertaining to a mullet or those who have them
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying

"the state fair was mulletudinous"

mulletudinous by mullet_hunter September 11, 2005