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A friend who takes the life blood and energy out of you by telling you all their problems and taking up hours of your time, while never really showing interest in your life. Talking to them basically sucks the life out of you.
I spoke with Julia for 3 hours last night on the phone. She went on and on about her life and all her crazy drama. We talked so late and so long she sucked the life out of me. She's a frampire....
frampire by swgx2001 June 3, 2011
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Frempire 

A gigantic group of friends that someone builds up on facebook. The person who collects the friends is referred to as the fremperor.
I am trying to build up a frempire on facebook to fulfill my dream of becoming a fremperor.

That guy has the biggest frempire I've ever seen!
Frempire by Billybobpete May 24, 2010
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someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
One who is an obsessive fan of the the Twilight series by Stephenie Myer and vampires in general.
"My friend bought ANOTHER Twilight shirt the other day"

"Yeah, she's a total fampire"
fampire by chocolemonade March 18, 2009
That one nigga that's always leaching off the rest of the squad.
"Shit Tayshawn, you didn't even bring $3 for mini-golf? Why you gotta' be such a fampire?"
Fampire by NoticeMeSampai January 26, 2016
one who is a vampire and a fairy
"your such a Fampire"
"what do you mean"
"your a vampire and a fairy"
Fampire by jknp May 19, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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