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Rando Commando 

An insult used in video games. A person who is so bad and unpredictable that their unexpected actions may occasionally make them beat better players. They tend to use high-risk, high-reward tactics or all-in strategies to get an easy win, rather than having a consistent play style.
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him."

-Mark Twain, expert on rando commandos.
Rando Commando by Legato107 April 8, 2012
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Rando Commando 

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power
Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

Rando Commando 

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.
(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!

RandoCommando

Term used to call a person on Xbox Live a Random. Used when a person is a noob or is using a nubtube. Or simply just calling a person that no matter how hard you try always kills you in a video game.
Ipwnnubs - "Oh WTF, your a RandoCommando."

RandoCommando - "Just because I killed you 7 times in a row doesn't mean I'm a random."
RandoCommando by XboxLingo June 25, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026