japple 

A JAP that has a bunch of Apple products!

person 1: I have the iPad, iPhone, Macbook, and an iPod.

person 2: damn they are a japple.

japple by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz3214 May 24, 2011

japple 

A mixed drink that consists of Jack Daniels and Snapple.

They were to pussy to drink the Jack straight so they mixed it with Snapple and called it Japple.

Man 1: "Hey man you wanna try some of this Japple?"
Man 2: "Fuck that shit. I take it straight"

japple by Justin from PA September 6, 2008

japple 

A Japanese apple, or just another form of your regular apple.

I'm craving one of them japples.

japple by KimSU November 13, 2004

japple 

the coolest jew you will ever meet in your life........
.....
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.. and loves ska

Wow, i just got my tax refund from japple, i can survive, and he burned me the bosstones cd

japple by jew March 19, 2005

Japple 

A load of cum.

Dude I just jappled all over this girl's back!! Sorry did that japple get in your eye?? Then you betterrun for cover! She will not be happy and end up with towely's eye.

Japple by Mikeee82 December 9, 2008

Japple 

Grapple jacking off Shrek thru an apple, hence JApple

Shrek, do you want me to Japple you? Then we can share the apple.

Japple by 1/2 AP Rich Gang June 29, 2017

japple 

A nickname, usually for people named ethan. They are a little on the weird side, usually loving fat woman that are overweight.

Ethan: Alright, I'm done taking a shit. Other: Too much information Japple.

japple by ApExStyL February 18, 2024