Herpataintus 

The act of herpes migrating to the taint. Can lead to itching, burning and make long walks nearly impossible. Also, sores can form and ooze.

taint herpes herpataintus

Herpataintus by roldaddy May 21, 2011

Herpatitus-D 

A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style

An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself King Herp of all the Derpdom.

Herpatitus-D by ccbc 09 April 22, 2011

Herpatitus 

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.

Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!

Herpatitus by micdizzle June 22, 2008

herpatitus 

inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.

I got herpatitus from that bed!

herpatitus by racheln July 24, 2007