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an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma
Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK
CHUFK by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011
Chufk is a foolish anagram of fuck, plus an “H” that came out from nowhere.
It is a synonymous of “fuck”.
You drop a glass.
“Chufk” (looking at the sky)
Chufk by Madonna007 May 29, 2018

Chuck Norris of Cheap 

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces
Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking
Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chuck it out 

Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.
I’m going to chuck it out, it’ll never come in handy.
Chuck it out by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

ChuckHurst

a verb used to describe an action taken by someone who fucks up and blames it on someone else. Can also be used as a noun
Bossman: Gary, you screwed up the Goldstein account! I found the paperwork on your desk!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!