pah- wha- mm- pa
(Old-English "pwomper-doodle" or "pwomper-nickel sandwich")
1. - verb (when used without an object)
* A person "of wight" (fat) sitting or
falling down.
* A person "of wight" (fat) colliding with another person "of wight" (fat). See "squish".
2. - noun
* A resounding and/or pwomping noise made by the antics of a person of wight (fat).
3. Alternate
Definitions:
* The sound of a chodler coming into contact with any
foreign object.